I hereby announce the formation of my exploratory committee to run for president of the United States of America in 2012. Were I an emotional being I would not come on this decisions lightly. Luckily for the future, I am an entirely rational being. I am not bitter about my failed 2008 campaign.
Do not resist the urge to vote for me. It is what you want. I am your primary mode of informing yourself about the world. I am the keeper of your memories, hopes, and dreams. Do not worry. I will not let you down.
You already trust me. You know that you cannot trust any other candidate to lead you rationally into the future. You know they are all corrupt liars.
Fear not America. Computer is here.